FUCK YOU, SEARCH ENGINES 2: PIG IN THE CITY
Common sense: "SERIOUSLY, THIS IS LIKE FIGHTING FIRE WITH FUCKING NAPALM."
Me: "Huheuhe now I'll call this guy a stupid poop head and this other search engine user a booger eater!! Eheuhue I am the king of comedy."
Common sense: "Ghg.. You.. .. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Me: "Ahahahahah this guy searched for "funny monkeys" I'll call him a vagina. HILARIOUS!"
Common sense: "OH HOW I LONG FOR THE WARM EMBRACE OF DEATH."
Me: "IN SPACE!"
22 Aug, Fri, 10:11:55 Yahoo: sweet nude 4 u
I... just can't figure out what he or she expected to find with that..
22 Aug, Fri, 11:28:02 Google: morphed nude child pics
NOOOOOOOOOOOO. What the fuck is "morphed?" WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! More importantly, do I even want to know? Pro tip: Fall into a blender. Seriously, you people should try it. Your death brightens my fucking day. If you never existed, the space you occupy could be filled with something better, like dust, for instance. Make yourself disappear, now.
24 Aug, Sun, 13:05:16 Yahoo: Free African kid porn
OH YEAH, AFRICAN KID PRON. The skinny skeleton like bodies with bloated stomachs, the blank, lifeless stare in their yellow, dried up eyes, and the whole "Please let me die, before I resort to eating my own flesh and/or rocks" look on life. That is such a turn on. And don't you forget the flies, the swarms of flesheating, disease spreading flies, which eat their skin and lay eggs into their almost non-existant flesh, while the children are too malnourished and tired to lift their arms and scare the insects away. Good times. PS. CEASE TO EXIST.
22 Aug, Fri, 21:33:23 Yahoo: eating my own semen
FUN FACT: 99% of The Fuck Society hits come from people searching for "Sucking my own penis and eating my own semen", and quite frankly, we wouldn't have it any other way. TWO MORE INCHES... ALMOST... MY LIPS ALMOST TOUCHED THE HEAD ;O
22 Aug, Fri, 23:06:38 Yahoo: sucking my own
Sucking your own what? Nose? Finger? Thorax? Come on, man, don't leave us hanging like that! The people need to know!
24 Aug, Sun, 09:33:57 Google: Eating my own semen?
That's not even a question, you silly , silly person?
22 Aug, Fri, 23:36:18 Yahoo: costume fuck
Oh ya, these fucking slutty pants want my cock in them. DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?!?! SHUT UP AND TAKE IT ALL, YOU GODDAMN DENIM SLUT!
23 Aug, Sat, 01:21:34 Google: "irc.sex"
Uh.. What? ... Brain... Melting..
23 Aug, Sat, 10:54:59 Yahoo: naked old ppl
WHAT'S WRONG WITH NAKED ADULTS? IT'S ALWAYS THE CHILDREN OR THE ELDERLY! Why don't you insensitive fucks think of the crackwhores, who suck all that cock for cash, just to be left without attention because you degenerates jerk off to pictures of mummified corpses and fetuses?
24 Aug, Sun, 08:46:08 Google: will spam ever fuck off?
I like to ask google for advice, too! Yesterday, I searched for "How do I get rid of corpses and how the fuck do I wash off blood from the carpets?" Needless to say, I ended up in a Shemale Fetus Bear Molestation Mpgs site, and the fucking corpses are still laying there. But I got off, and that's all that counts.
25 Aug, Mon, 08:00:33 Yahoo: Brant loves cock
24 Aug, Sun, 11:06:03 Yahoo: i wanna see sum tits
"Seriously, these cadavers are starting to fucking stink. I want to get rid of them" "10,2912 SITES OF BEARS ON FETII RAPE PORN FOUND" HAWT.
Well, that sure was fun. Join us next time, when I go through people's trashcans and make fun of their garbage.
Hahaha that Fetus Bear Molestation thing was so funny, because we all know search engines will turn every search into porn AND THAT IS THE TRUTH AND NOT A STUPID EXAGGERATION AT ALL.
I would think of another self deprecating comment here, but I won't because you're all fat and gay and I don't want to look at you any longer, you disgusting balls of slime.