The Best Fucking Rip-Off Ever (4:00 am) by Josh
 My apologies in how long it
took for me to get this sermon up, besides the fact that there was a lot
.php crap that I knew nothing about, and the time it took me to change
ALL the god damned links around, a lot of other stuff was happening that
I'd rather not talk about, and you'd rather not hear about, so just be
thankful that I didn't post anything at all. Anyway, how could I rip off
sites without ripping off the grand-daddy of ripped-off sites? The answer
is: I can't, and I wont god damnnit. The money WILL roll right in now,
I'm sure. The irony of ripping-off stile is so apparent that even mentioning
it to you slags is ironic. Although it's not really likely, enjoy it if
you can....
'Cause this time it's gonna be different, not really a rip-off per se, but a game. Yes, today we're gonna play: FIND THE CONTENT! Trumpets blare, and midgets in tuxedo's serve you martini's in this surrealistic dinner party of pseudo-intellectual babble.
you fucking hookers
porn star vids
PUD
fucking ugly skanks
hairier than I am
click here to check out the fucking news network
NO FUCKING CLUE
cyber erotica
voyeur dorm
celebrity skin
 So, if you look
around at the links, or at the above pages and pictures which are just a
few of what he put up in his Valentine's Day update, claimed to be "the best
fucking update ever," maybe you'll start to generate an idea. Except for
maybe those damn e-cards, and the, truly, useless poll, it's all pretty blatant.
"Why do you read stileproject?" Somebody's in an I don't have any content sort of crisis. Anyway, if after looking around you guessed the content to be
Porn
PORN!,
or even
Well
then you can congratulate yourself with a big gold fucking star, 'cause that's
the sum of it basically. Okay, so this isn't much of a game, oh well, I do
have some quotes to share from people pertaining to or about stileproject's
popularity, and a few pictures for all you illiterate troglodytes.
Why is Stile so popular, I donít get it, itís all just porn and fetusí
(stileproject's) just a porn site for people without credit cards."
Two gold stars for this girl.
ì...for the same reason you slow down at accidents ... then get
disappointed when you don't get to see any body bags ì
Well, I donít have a car, but if I did that, then wouldnít I like Stile? No? Yes?
ìThe hippies had "al you need is love."
Gen-X had "Whatever...."
We have "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" It's
the end of the fucking world, no witty comment, this inspires no humor in
me. This is the first sign that the apocalypse is nigh upon us. Dear god.
ì1) Stile was in the right place at the right time *luck*
2) stile can get your site mad hits if you please him (like getting naked
if you're female, fr'instance), which will, conversely, just get him more
hits *power*
3) stile has (or is rumored to have) multi 100s of thousands of dollars
from being at the right place at the right time and being a good businessman
to boot. *money* ì
Mr. Christie, you make good cookies. I just wanted you to know that. continuing-
ìI'm glad you brought this up.
Stile to me has always been just a "shock value" site, no different
than Howard Stern, but he's on the internet. The thing that sticks out the
most compared to all the other e/n sites that copy him are his love for pictures
of people eating shit.
Normally that seems to be a taboo/gross thing that would get you
weird looks and people sitting away from you on the bus, but he's a god to
the websurfing demographic of 13-27 year olds.
BLAH BLAH BLAH. Yakkity, shmackity. Now Tazmania, that was a show!
"He
also sticks these shit-eating pictures in a thread of porn pics that were
submitted by other people. I usually just lower my browser window to see
the top edge. I don't care for the mutilation pics which make his super-hard-core(chicks
stabbing each other XXX!) porn look, well, tame by comparison."
TALKY TALKY TALKY. You know, I'm sitting here, alone, in the dark, eating cold
Macaroni and Cheese, 'cause it and french fries are what about sums up
my diet, and, I'll be a pillow-eating convict if I didn't say that I wouldn't
mind being in Stile's place. At least I have my cold Kraft dinner, and
bitterness to keep me warm at night.
"I
could see how Stile's hit power could easily lure cam whores(as mentioned
by daign) in by showing some skin, but they don't make up for THAT much of
the web-surfing public. ì
Well, that must've been quite a read for you all, here's some FUCKSOCIETY porn to tide you dillholes over. YES, dillholes! That's right, we're selling out, buying in, and posting porn...
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Continuing-I know this is about as much fun as getting a physical when
the doctor forgets the vaseline. I mean, what, in the name of ALL THAT
IS HOLY, do they teach them in medical school if not: "Always put some
fukcing lubricant on your hand before you stick it into ANY human
orifice." Oh, and I wouldn't recommend getting your Libido eaten by Dave,
I have my reasons, none of which I care to share, just, if he offers,
say no.
ìI'm stumped. There's about a billion sites that link to Stile, not counting the tight-knit thread of X-entertainment.com, fark.com, newgrounds.com, somethingawfulcom, and about 20 other e/n sites. ì
ìI just don't get it. Some day the shock value's gonna wear off. Maybe that's why he tried something new with dotcult.comî
Everyone
take a break out now, to look at the funny, dancing, man you just passed
by up there on the left. Look at 'im, ain't he cute? Yes he is. He hates
stile too. Look at him, imagine him saying "I must BOOGIE!". Click on him
for more BOOGIE-inducing antics, the likes of which have NEVER been seen
in this lifetime or any other. AHhhh, now that we're all refreshed, let us
forge on -
ìStile
posts things whether he himself likes them or not. He lives in the real world
and has opened a lot of people's eyes with what is out there. He doesn't
have a holier than thou attitude either which is great. And last but not
least STILE SUX! ì
ìI
read Stile's site a lot for the weird pics & videos, I'll admit. But
his comments and ideas are almost as stale as the ones on (electronic whore).
Why do the three dumbest E/N writers (Teefers, Jacquie & Stile) have
the most readers? Hrmm... ì
I like electronic whore myself, but Jacquie defended herself fine on this one, as far as I'm concerned
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ìBecause
people have different opinions. Some like our writing and some, like you,
pretend to hate it and continue to read it daily. ì
And lastly -
 "Stile is not
a god. He's only a god to the lame ass cam girls and nerds who have no lives
and worship him because he puts off an image that he's successful. So what
if he get's a lot of hits on his site? His site is nasty and his ideas and
comments are dull and his readers are morons. He's a balding disgusting guy
who lives in his parent's basement and watches poop porn. Any girl that's
attracted to that has problems."
See? You see how I tied all together in the end with a picture of Jesus
getting head from a small boy? It's a yin and yang situation
really, with stile on one end, and Jesus getting oral pleasure on the
other.
This monstrosity has been brought to you by
FUCKSOCIETY ONLINE
 Oh yeah, as a side note, I have
to say: the paper boy is supposed to put my newspaper in between the doors.
You open up the screen door, and put it in there. That's just how it goes.The
other day I found it in the recycling bin. What the fuck is that? That
is so close to the door, why the hell not put it where it should go? Then,
a couple days after that, I found it on the front steps!!!!!! WHAT THE
FUCK IS THIS KIDS PROBLEM? How has it become too hard for him to make
the journey up my front steps, to carefully place my fucking newspaper
between the doors? This pissed me off, but then-THEN-today as I was drinking
my morning coffee, I happened to see the newspaper...lying at the END
OF MY DRIVEWAY! Next week, I'm putting his pay on my roof. Fucking snotty
paperboys, to hell with him.
the ned.
yes, the ned.
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