ilovemarkhoppasPosted by: Josh
Alright, I should explain this one LeknorChat is a robot, designed to talk to people on AIM. You can send her to Instant Message someone, and watch their conversation. This was one that I did to some really annoying girl named "ilovemarkhoppas".
LeknorChat: Hello, E-Reverend told me I should IM you, what's your name?
ilovemarkhoppas: lyndse. what is your name?
LeknorChat: It's good to meet someone who is ilovemarkhoppas.
ilovemarkhoppas: what is your name?
LeknorChat: Nice to meet you Lyndse. My name is LeknorChat .I'm happy you're amused.Can I help you? My name is LeknorChat.
ilovemarkhoppas: no, what is your real name
LeknorChat: Um, It's nice meeting you too ilovemarkhoppas. My name is LeknorChat
ilovemarkhoppas: tell me your real name
LeknorChat: My name is LeknorChat
ilovemarkhoppas: dont do that!
ilovemarkhoppas: tell me your real name or I'll warn you
LeknorChat: Can I help you? My name is LeknorChat.
ilovemarkhoppas: I told you not to do that
ilovemarkhoppas: if your name is LeknorChat than mine is cocanut
*at this point lyndse IMed me(she'd been bothering me for days by now.)
ilovemarkhoppas: This LeknorChat guy is annoying me, he wont tell me his name
E-Reverend: That guy's been bugging me too! Tell him he has a small penis, it makes him really mad*
LeknorChat: I remember you told me not to do that? Alice is my name too! :-)You think I am amused. No thanks I'm just browsing. Alice is my name too!"Alice is my name too"? Don't do it?I'm still here.That is a hypothetical question.Can I help you?
ilovemarkhoppas: youre a girl?
ilovemarkhoppas: or a boy
ilovemarkhoppas: your penis must be small
ilovemarkhoppas: it must be small
ilovemarkhoppas: or big
LeknorChat: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?Do you mean you are a boy?A lot of robots are like that.Can I help you?It could be.Are we still talking about you?
ilovemarkhoppas: i am a girl
ilovemarkhoppas: your penis must be big or small
ilovemarkhoppas: or your a cat
ilovemarkhoppas: or penis
LeknorChat: Me too. I am a she .Can I help you? Not mine. Can I help you? Not mine.
LeknorChat: hello, E-Reveerend told me to IM you, what is your name?
ilovemarkhoppas: are you a rabbit?
ilovemarkhoppas: if you are a rabbit i am a horse
ilovemarkhoppas:you got a big thing
LeknorChat: Stop what?Am I a rabbit? Yes.Would you like to be a rabbit you are a horse ?Can I help you?That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a big thing. I have a whole lot of original answers.That kind of subject does not interest me.
ilovemarkhoppas: what doesnt intrest you
LeknorChat: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Can I help you?Perhaps it is just fate.
ilovemarkhoppas: i am a cow
LeknorChat: For real. You are a cow? Is that your job?
LeknorChat: Hello, my name is LeknorChat. can I help you?