Alien Clown SpammersPosted by: Josh
I was happy to find out that people out in e-mail land also e-mail SPAMmers back, that I'm not just some crazy freak. A while back someone spoofed with a fucksociety e-mail address, and we got all the irate hate mail.
From what I understand, spoofing is the term used when a SPAMmer hides his or her e-mail while spamming you. So, if you reply, you could be sending death threats to some innocent clown/pedophile, or to an e-mail that doesn't exist at all. Usually you can tell which is a SPAM from a large, money-making company, and which are just some dipshit who got made fun of a lot in school who thinks people will like him if he SPAMs them.
The dead giveaway is in presentation, a poorly grammared SPAM, with bad.php links that don't work, and smiley's is not likely to be someone spoofing, and very well that is their personal everyday e-mail. So, watch for those signs, one I got recently went something like this...
Subject: Interesting sitesAlright, I took his "recommendation" and clicked on the links, and I tell ya, I could give a shit what the sites are about, honestly I don't even remember, my main concern was with the SPAM. (Note: In this SPAM war, I will be played by Mr. T.)
That's all you need: just insult their masculinity, most men will run for the hills...or beat the sweet jebus out of you, so thank god for the anonymity of the internet! 'Cause I couldn't beat up an unconscious 8-year old girl, even if I caught her off guard. Well, little did I know, this was no man, but AN ALIEN! This was truly a surprise, watch now, as we get treated to some actual dumbfuck-dialect.
Hush now, I think he is trying to communicate! We must find some common ground between our two languages before we can come to a true understanding of one another.
Well, I'm new at this, I think my point was pretty clear. Unfortunately, the dipshit has more free time on his hands than I do, his replies were quick. And stupid, very stupid.
Tsk, tsk, that wasn't very nice -
I thought I'd gotten him with that one. A few times I just had to say "SPAM is illegal, eat lead lawbreaker" and they go away. Not my alien friend, oh no! He just needed a break. I like how upset he gets in this next one, heh heh, THREE QUESTION MARKS!
Heh heh, really freaked him out telling him the links didn't work, dirty fucker. To explain that Georgian/name thing, my e-mail name was Lywood Haruntzi for a while. Long story, not important, let's make fun of the man from another planet some more.
The straw that broke the dinkus' back. I brought him down to my level. Well that was validation enough for me, but he called me a cry baby!!!. Unacceptable..
SPAM HIM!! He Killed Mr.-fucking-T!!!
Please be sure to fill his inbox to the brim, so I can feel satisfied that another dumb SPAMmer was sent back to hell. So kids, take a lesson from Mr. T: DON'T DRINK MILK!!!